patterned useless pretty boy call-out post

[assumedposition]

THIS IS A PLACEHOLDER POST FOR ALBERT DE MORCERF

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[assumedposition]

... It's Paris ...

[hallucinogenetic]

I'm not doing anything like that!!

[imaginemeandyuu]

[to Albert] He's always like this. Was he like this in Sabra?

[assumedposition]

[Albert nods.]

Oh, much worse.

Where's the harm in it, Kanda? It might be nice! Besides, Paris has some of the best food in the world!

[Not that he's biased. Or anything.]

[hallucinogenetic]

[grits his teeth, glaring]

Fine. I don't care.

[imaginemeandyuu]

[shifting over to walk with Albert instead. Wraps his tail around Albert like an arm |D] You'll have to tell us more. I need to get to know you properly!

[assumedposition]

[Albert starts and blushes.]

Me? Oh-- well. I'm just an ordinary guy, really. I mean, compared to you and Kanda.

[hallucinogenetic]

There's nothing normal about you.

[imaginemeandyuu]

See, Yuu says you're not just an ordinary guy!

[assumedposition]

I don't know where he's getting that impression from ...

I mean. Sure, my parents were rich, but that's all in the past now. There's nothing remotely supernatural about my life at all!

[hallucinogenetic]

I wasn't talking about that.

[imaginemeandyuu]

What is it, Yuu?

[hallucinogenetic]

[smirks]

What do you think?

[assumedposition]

... I don't think I like what you're implying ...

[imaginemeandyuu]

Ehhh... Someone let me in on the joke...?

[hallucinogenetic]

He's just weird.

[assumedposition]

You're the one who's weird...

[Albert did you get that comeback from primary school...]

[imaginemeandyuu]

Yuu's so weird.

[hallucinogenetic]

Yeah, I'm marrying you.

[assumedposition]

What? Kanda! That's not the kind of thing you say to your fiance...

[imaginemeandyuu]

It's true though.

[gestures to all of himself]

[hallucinogenetic]

And I'm still doing it.

1/2

[assumedposition]

[Albert looks surprised for a moment, then--]

[assumedposition]

[Well, then he just bursts out with suppressed laughter.]

You're-- you're both weird.

I don't get it at all! But it works.

[imaginemeandyuu]

We're super weird! Yuu's as weird as I am or more but he won't admit it! I bet you know, though, if you lived with him.