open rp post

[emiri]

fast and loose role-play

free and easy love, that's how it's s'posed to be!

want to thread with one of mine but aren't in the same game? want me to do something with one of yours in bakerstreet? can't find a good recent bakerstreet meme but want to thread anyway? want to explore au scenarios together? annoyed that i dropped that character you really wanted a thread with?

well drop me a comment here with whatever scenario (or link to a meme) you want, specify the character you want, and we can thread the merry day away!

any active or retired character from the muse list with two stars or more is fair game!

homeless characters are slightly different in that most of them don't have journals or icons set up, so you may have to give me a day or so to do that. and in some cases, a couple more days to canon review if i haven't in a while.

Comments

[sexynaughtybitchy]

And are you in the market for something?

[springtimeshadow]

Just some vegetables... and maybe beef... ah, and rice and curry powder!

I want to make a delicious curry for my friends before dinner time...

[sexynaughtybitchy]

Close to these friends of yours, I see.

[springtimeshadow]

You can tell that much? I just like cooking for people. It's always really satisfying to see other people enjoy something you worked really hard on!

[sexynaughtybitchy]

I have a gift when it comes to knowing about other people's emotions.

[springtimeshadow]

Oh. Really? That's a good talent...

... Though... I wonder if it wouldn't be troublesome sometimes, too...?

[sexynaughtybitchy]

What makes you say that?

[springtimeshadow]

Um... that is, how can I put this...

I guess... sometimes... there are moments when a person just needs to lie, right? Even though it's not good... there are times when I'm grateful that someone else doesn't know what I'm feeling. Or that I'm glad to take someone else's white lie at face value...

[sexynaughtybitchy]

But how can you tell when it's true? Sounds like bubblewrap to me.

[springtimeshadow]

Either way, I'm going to act as if it is... so it's the same thing in the end, right?

[sexynaughtybitchy]

Oh, honey. Who fed you this horse shit?

[springtimeshadow]

[A lifetime of abuse.]

...

E-Excuse me...?

[sexynaughtybitchy]

It sounds pretty and all, but it's still pretty horse shit.

[springtimeshadow]

I... um...

Why do you say that...?

[sexynaughtybitchy]

Because the truth always comes out. And you won't be able to deny it anymore.

[springtimeshadow]

...

[sexynaughtybitchy]

Don't tell me you didn't know?

[springtimeshadow]

... No. I know that much now.

But that still... that still doesn't make it any easier. I just-- I want to delay bad things for as long as possible.

[sexynaughtybitchy]

Until you explode? Sounds very healthy and not bad at all!

[springtimeshadow]

[Wow don't hold back punch her in the gut while she's down why don't you.]

... Ah ...

[springtimeshadow]

You don't... you don't know anything about me...!

[springtimeshadow]

E-Excuse me. I still have to buy the groceries. I should be on my way.

[sexynaughtybitchy]

If you say so.

Oh look, that's your white lie right there. Shocker.

[springtimeshadow]

Good day!

[And she walks quickly off at as brisk a pace as one can go without turning into jogging.]

[sexynaughtybitchy]

[hilarity]