patterned useless pretty boy call-out post

[assumedposition]

THIS IS A PLACEHOLDER POST FOR ALBERT DE MORCERF

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[imaginemeandyuu]

Uh-huh.

[assumedposition]

[Albert leads the way home.

They walk in silence for a few minutes while Albert tries to cast his mind around for a safe topic of conversation. Knowing Kanda's past, "How did you two meet?" is almost certain to end in disaster. And "How have you been since I last saw you?" seems even more fraught, given what he's picked up. Even Albert isn't that insensitive.

Damn it. He's usually good at small talk. Finally, a bit awkwardly:]

So... now that you're both in Paris... do you think you'll be doing any sight-seeing? I mean-- after all, it supposed to be the world's most romantic city!

[hallucinogenetic]

No.

[imaginemeandyuu]

Aw, why not? I hardly remember what it's like to be in a city, you know.

[assumedposition]

Come on, Kanda! When else are you going to have an opportunity like this?

[hallucinogenetic]

Like what.

[imaginemeandyuu]

To take your fiance on a romantic sight-seeing date in Par-wherever.

[assumedposition]

... It's Paris ...

[hallucinogenetic]

I'm not doing anything like that!!

[imaginemeandyuu]

[to Albert] He's always like this. Was he like this in Sabra?

[assumedposition]

[Albert nods.]

Oh, much worse.

Where's the harm in it, Kanda? It might be nice! Besides, Paris has some of the best food in the world!

[Not that he's biased. Or anything.]

[hallucinogenetic]

[grits his teeth, glaring]

Fine. I don't care.

[imaginemeandyuu]

[shifting over to walk with Albert instead. Wraps his tail around Albert like an arm |D] You'll have to tell us more. I need to get to know you properly!

[assumedposition]

[Albert starts and blushes.]

Me? Oh-- well. I'm just an ordinary guy, really. I mean, compared to you and Kanda.

[hallucinogenetic]

There's nothing normal about you.

[imaginemeandyuu]

See, Yuu says you're not just an ordinary guy!

[assumedposition]

I don't know where he's getting that impression from ...

I mean. Sure, my parents were rich, but that's all in the past now. There's nothing remotely supernatural about my life at all!

[hallucinogenetic]

I wasn't talking about that.

[imaginemeandyuu]

What is it, Yuu?

[hallucinogenetic]

[smirks]

What do you think?

[assumedposition]

... I don't think I like what you're implying ...

[imaginemeandyuu]

Ehhh... Someone let me in on the joke...?

[hallucinogenetic]

He's just weird.

[assumedposition]

You're the one who's weird...

[Albert did you get that comeback from primary school...]

[imaginemeandyuu]

Yuu's so weird.