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[emiri]

fast and loose role-play

free and easy love, that's how it's s'posed to be!

want to thread with one of mine but aren't in the same game? want me to do something with one of yours in bakerstreet? can't find a good recent bakerstreet meme but want to thread anyway? want to explore au scenarios together? annoyed that i dropped that character you really wanted a thread with?

well drop me a comment here with whatever scenario (or link to a meme) you want, specify the character you want, and we can thread the merry day away!

any active or retired character from the muse list with two stars or more is fair game!

homeless characters are slightly different in that most of them don't have journals or icons set up, so you may have to give me a day or so to do that. and in some cases, a couple more days to canon review if i haven't in a while.

Comments

[biggerstick]

Please don't compare him to Siri. Jarvis is actually intelligent.

[hackitude]

So I hear. I'm torn halfway between being sad you're not mass-producing them 'cause I want one for myself, and glad because if you did I'd be way the hell out of a job.

[biggerstick]

He's not— no, that's not how it works.

[hackitude]

Oh yeah? Enlighten me, then.

[biggerstick]

He's an individual. If you could duplicate yourself, would you?

[hackitude]

Um. Heck yeah? Is that even a question? Think of how much more I could get done with two of me. Not to mention, how much more I could get done, if you know what I mean.

[biggerstick]

And people think I'm self-centered. Wow.

[hackitude]

Oh come on. As if you wouldn't.

[biggerstick]

I wouldn't stand myself. Plus, I got Jarvis.

[hackitude]

Wow, that's a... probably not healthy amount of self-loathing you've got going on there.

[biggerstick]

How do I get you to be quiet until we get there?

[hackitude]

Meaner than you have tried and failed. Sorry, looks like you're stuck with me.

[biggerstick]

How far is it? ten minutes? Twenty?

[hackitude]

We can't exactly take the plane where ever we want these days. Kinda sticks out. And SHIELD is a terrorist organisation, so...

Let's just say we've got a ways to go yet.

[biggerstick]

[Skye can see the suit fly off on its own.]

I am so thrilled.

[hackitude]

[She watches it go.]

Whoa. Is that thing on autopilot? Didn't know you could do that. What if it crashes?

[biggerstick]

Then I pay for damages. Are we there yet?

[hackitude]

Remind me which one of us is the young adult here?

[biggerstick]

I'm in a hurry, I'm supposed to be places. Probably.

[hackitude]

Ahuh. Admit it, you have no actual idea where you're supposed to be right now, do you.

[biggerstick]

Nope. But I'm sure it's important, I'm late and they've had to reschedule at least twice this month.

[hackitude]

Geez. And you wonder why I went to the trouble of hacking into your systems to get an audience.

[biggerstick]

I wondered up until you mentioned Coulson.

[hackitude]

Technically, he... doesn't know I'm doing this. I'm kinda off-book here? I mean. Moreso than usual, when you're part of a team that is already operating off-book because you don't exist.

[biggerstick]

Is there gonna be a lot of mourning over SHIELD between here and there? I need to know if I should start counting to ten now or later.