patterned useless pretty boy call-out post

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THIS IS A PLACEHOLDER POST FOR ALBERT DE MORCERF

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[Over the hum of the engine:]

Did you seriously wander around an unknown city without asking which one it was?

[hallucinogenetic]

Why would that matter!?

[assumedposition]

Wouldn't most people want to know where they were?!

[hallucinogenetic]

Doesn't matter where I am, as long as I can find Alma.

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[ O h .

Albert falls silent at that, for a moment. Then he nods. Kanda can't see his little smile, but there's fondness in his voice.]

... I see. ... Well, I'm glad at least. If you're going to marry someone, it should be like that. Definitely.

[hallucinogenetic]

Well. Obviously.

[SOUNDS GRUFFLY EMBARRASSED]

[assumedposition]

Hmmmm. I'm happy for you, Kanda.

Plus, now I'm even more excited to meet this guy! He must be really something.

[imaginemeandyuu]

[speaking of, while you slow down to enter the gates of the park, someone—a flurry of enormous dress and hair and sleeves—drops from a tree above and tackles Kanda off the bike]

Yuu!!

[hallucinogenetic]

Shit—!!

[tackled onto the pavement, helmet going flying]

ALMA YOU IDIOT—!!

[assumedposition]

Wha--!!

[Albert loses control of the bike for a moment in his surprise, slams the breaks on immediately. The bike skids dangerously close to the ground as he tries to turn it around, but eventually he comes to a stop and rights it.]

[imaginemeandyuu]

[maybe u should do your helmet up]

[straddles him, sitting up, hands on Kanda's chest] Where were you? That took forEVer!

[hallucinogenetic]

I was looking for you! Where were you!?

[imaginemeandyuu]

Obviously when we got separated I asked for directions to some nice gardens and then I stayed here because I'm not some idiot who'd just run around hoping I ran into you??

[hallucinogenetic]

..............................

It's Paris. There's lots of gardens.

[assumedposition]

[Having clambered off the bike and put it in park, Albert coughs slightly.]

Well. All's well that ends well, isn't it?

[imaginemeandyuu]

Oh!

[pats hair down delicately and scrambles off Kanda] A friend? Hi! I'm Alma. Or Pumpkin. Whatever you want, really.

[hallucinogenetic]

[sits up much less gracefully, brushing himself off. there's flowers in his hair :| :| :|]

. . . this is Albert. He was a teammate in Sabra.

[you know how Kanda feels about teammates]

[assumedposition]

[Albert honestly has no idea how Kanda feels about anything half the time, but he makes a gentlemanly bow to Alma in any case. As is only polite.]

A pleasure to meet you. Any friend of Kanda's is a friend of mine.

[imaginemeandyuu]

[curtseys back]

Nice to meet you! Thanks for driving his jerky self around, I bet he was a nuisance. Yuu, is there somewhere we can go I've been wearing this all day and I'm going to explode, like, maybe literally?

[hallucinogenetic]

Don't make jokes like that! —we're staying with Albert.

[we are]

[assumedposition]

[Albert just laughs.]

It was no trouble at all! I'm just glad to see him again, and in once piece. You're certainly welcome at mine.

[He looks back to his bike, then, and something seems to occur to him.]

... Though ... I'm not quite certain that three of us are going to fit on the bike.

[THIS PLAN WAS NOT WELL THOUGHT OUT. A novel, by Albert de Morcerf.]

[imaginemeandyuu]

I can probably... follow?

[hallucinogenetic]

Steal a car.

[assumedposition]

What-- no! We're not stealing anything.

... We can walk it. We're not too far from home. ... About an hour.

[imaginemeandyuu]

This place is so big...

[wistful]

I'm fine to walk. These shoes aren't too bad.