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[emiri]

fast and loose role-play

free and easy love, that's how it's s'posed to be!

want to thread with one of mine but aren't in the same game? want me to do something with one of yours in bakerstreet? can't find a good recent bakerstreet meme but want to thread anyway? want to explore au scenarios together? annoyed that i dropped that character you really wanted a thread with?

well drop me a comment here with whatever scenario (or link to a meme) you want, specify the character you want, and we can thread the merry day away!

any active or retired character from the muse list with two stars or more is fair game!

homeless characters are slightly different in that most of them don't have journals or icons set up, so you may have to give me a day or so to do that. and in some cases, a couple more days to canon review if i haven't in a while.

Comments

[hackitude]

Agent Coulson? Phil?

[Said with the air of someone who thinks you're a little slow. After all, you HAVE sent one of your employees to help us a couple of times, right?]

[biggerstick]

Coulson died before New York. Jesus, if you're just tossing names out you could choose a less obvious one.

[stands up, clearly annoyed.]

[hackitude]

[Leaning back in her chair and just grinning, not even bothered.]

Oh, wow. Boy, is your information ever out of date.

[biggerstick]

Guess what?

[hackitude]

I think we're a little old to be playing guess-what. But okay, what?

[biggerstick]

You're taking me to your leader.

[hackitude]

[Skye makes a little victory-fist before grinning and standing up also.]

Hell yes I am.

[biggerstick]

Good. Did you drive here?

[hackitude]

As if. We have a bus. Which is actually more of plane-- you know what, never mind. You'll see. It's pretty cool though, if I do say so myself.

[biggerstick]

[seemingly talking to himself]

Jarvis? ... great. On it.

[and back to Skye]

Lead the way.

[hackitude]

[Packing up her laptop and slinging the bag over her shoulder before, indeed, leading the way out of the shop.]

Jarvis is your electronic butler dude, right? I read all about him in SHIELD's files. [Though before she was actually a SHIELD agent, but details.] Like Siri, if Siri actually worked.

This is so cool.

[biggerstick]

Please don't compare him to Siri. Jarvis is actually intelligent.

[hackitude]

So I hear. I'm torn halfway between being sad you're not mass-producing them 'cause I want one for myself, and glad because if you did I'd be way the hell out of a job.

[biggerstick]

He's not— no, that's not how it works.

[hackitude]

Oh yeah? Enlighten me, then.

[biggerstick]

He's an individual. If you could duplicate yourself, would you?

[hackitude]

Um. Heck yeah? Is that even a question? Think of how much more I could get done with two of me. Not to mention, how much more I could get done, if you know what I mean.

[biggerstick]

And people think I'm self-centered. Wow.

[hackitude]

Oh come on. As if you wouldn't.

[biggerstick]

I wouldn't stand myself. Plus, I got Jarvis.

[hackitude]

Wow, that's a... probably not healthy amount of self-loathing you've got going on there.

[biggerstick]

How do I get you to be quiet until we get there?

[hackitude]

Meaner than you have tried and failed. Sorry, looks like you're stuck with me.

[biggerstick]

How far is it? ten minutes? Twenty?

[hackitude]

We can't exactly take the plane where ever we want these days. Kinda sticks out. And SHIELD is a terrorist organisation, so...

Let's just say we've got a ways to go yet.