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[emiri]

fast and loose role-play

free and easy love, that's how it's s'posed to be!

want to thread with one of mine but aren't in the same game? want me to do something with one of yours in bakerstreet? can't find a good recent bakerstreet meme but want to thread anyway? want to explore au scenarios together? annoyed that i dropped that character you really wanted a thread with?

well drop me a comment here with whatever scenario (or link to a meme) you want, specify the character you want, and we can thread the merry day away!

any active or retired character from the muse list with two stars or more is fair game!

homeless characters are slightly different in that most of them don't have journals or icons set up, so you may have to give me a day or so to do that. and in some cases, a couple more days to canon review if i haven't in a while.

Comments

[hackitude]

Really tempting. But sadly I'm gonna have to go with no. I like my team. I mean... just 'cause we don't officially exist anymore, doesn't mean we can't still kick bad-guy butt, y'know?

Plus, AC would literally kill me. Well, okay, not literally literally. More figuratively. It's a figure of-- you know what I mean.

[biggerstick]

[shrugs just in time to get his donut]

Your call. Your loss too, but you try to get into my servers again and our next meeting won't be nearly as friendly.

[bites his donut]

Also, don't go admitting you'd rather be part of a terrorist organization and not get paid than making six figures a year with Stark Industries, that's sad— and illegal, but mostly sad.

[hackitude]

Awwww, you're not gonna report me.

[biggerstick]

You're not on my evil people list. Actually, you're not in any of my lists, which begs the question. Why go through the trouble of disappearing and then get my attention?

[hackitude]

Because. You want get HYDRA as much as we do.

[biggerstick]

Eeh, I do but I'm not out in a personal vendetta or anything. Every intelligence agency in the world has their names and numbers, they'll all fall eventually.

[hackitude]

Huh. Okay, well, it's your call, I guess. Though that's a pretty laissez faire attitude for someone who considers himself an Avenger.

[biggerstick]

You see, this massive secret government agency fell and I have to salvage whatever I can from it, I also got to round up the rest of us. Despite popular belief, I can't do everything at once and hunting down vermin is pretty far down the list of priorities.

[hackitude]

Um. Excuse you. We're the ones doing the salvaging. I don't think I've slept, eaten or breathed anything except missions involving wiping up HYDRA for like a month. I'm here because I thought you could help. AC didn't want anyone to bother you, said you'd have other priorities, but I thought I could surprise him.

Guess not.

[biggerstick]

What's an AC and why should I care about surprising one?

[hackitude]

Agent Coulson? Phil?

[Said with the air of someone who thinks you're a little slow. After all, you HAVE sent one of your employees to help us a couple of times, right?]

[biggerstick]

Coulson died before New York. Jesus, if you're just tossing names out you could choose a less obvious one.

[stands up, clearly annoyed.]

[hackitude]

[Leaning back in her chair and just grinning, not even bothered.]

Oh, wow. Boy, is your information ever out of date.

[biggerstick]

Guess what?

[hackitude]

I think we're a little old to be playing guess-what. But okay, what?

[biggerstick]

You're taking me to your leader.

[hackitude]

[Skye makes a little victory-fist before grinning and standing up also.]

Hell yes I am.

[biggerstick]

Good. Did you drive here?

[hackitude]

As if. We have a bus. Which is actually more of plane-- you know what, never mind. You'll see. It's pretty cool though, if I do say so myself.

[biggerstick]

[seemingly talking to himself]

Jarvis? ... great. On it.

[and back to Skye]

Lead the way.

[hackitude]

[Packing up her laptop and slinging the bag over her shoulder before, indeed, leading the way out of the shop.]

Jarvis is your electronic butler dude, right? I read all about him in SHIELD's files. [Though before she was actually a SHIELD agent, but details.] Like Siri, if Siri actually worked.

This is so cool.

[biggerstick]

Please don't compare him to Siri. Jarvis is actually intelligent.

[hackitude]

So I hear. I'm torn halfway between being sad you're not mass-producing them 'cause I want one for myself, and glad because if you did I'd be way the hell out of a job.

[biggerstick]

He's not— no, that's not how it works.

[hackitude]

Oh yeah? Enlighten me, then.